Entitled man steals all the free street parking with fleet of trucks, forcing frustrated neighbor to befriend family of crows to get back at him and his obnoxious vehicles: 'He will never get peace again'

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May 6, 2025 9:00 AM EDT

We love our doggos, we really do, but if we had to choose a critter companion for a post-apocalyptic world, we would choose a crow. Crows are incredibly intelligent, trainable, have effective communication with other crows, and, when you get to know them, they can be pretty cute. So next time you see a crow on your way home, remember that they could be your new best friend… and savior in the event of an emergency.

The frustrated neighbor in this post learned this lesson the hard way. One of their neighbors always takes up all the free parking with his fleet of personal trucks. There was nothing physically they could do about it, so they turned to their next best friend - the avian community. After befriending a family of crows, this neighbor is now ready to get their just desserts whenever they want. Scroll down to see the full story below and remember: crows remember individual hoomans. If you offend a crow, it will probably tell all of its crow friends about you. You don't want to get on a crow's bad side.

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    "My neighbor takes up all the parking spaces on the street, so I made friends with the birds"
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    Simple petty revenge. I have a neighbor who takes up all the (free) parking on our street, and in front of my home, with his trucks, (8 or 10 of them) and also has done lots of things to personally annoy me, like drive
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    his dirt bikes through my front yard and letting his dog crop. there (right in front of me!) I befriended the local family of crows by feeding them their favorite things. Now I will occasionally see 5 or 6 crows
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    waiting patiently in the tree in front of my house, crapping, and looking especially creepy (but surprisingly not making a whole lot of noise to give away our secret to the other, nicer neighbors) They have also not
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    Ipped on my car in my driveway once, (not once!) in all the the past months I've been treating them. The trees mostly cover the street area anyway. Edit: If you know crows, they are legion, and if my neighbor decides to retaliate, there will surely be a full on
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    CorktownGuy How Machiavellian you are to involve a murder of crows in your revenge plot -!
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    ropony I bought an old fixer-upper two houses in from the lake. Huge wrap-around porch with a porchswing to sit and watch the boats go by, brought me peace as I was recovering from a year of
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    cancer treatment. The street has a "no parking more than 2 hours" rule, which I love because I don't want to look at people's cars, and people on the street are mostly good about abiding by it. Well, apparently there's
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    a neighbor around the corner on the lake- who - doesn't like the look of his car in his driveway? so he decided to start parking right in my eyeline of the water, right on the corner of
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    the street. So I just started walking my dog right by it on our usual route, but anytime. the car was there I'd have a few handfuls of birdseed in my pocket that I'd toss out under and around his car when I walked by. It took a
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    few days but he must have realized our street is bird territory and his driveway isn't so bad after all.
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    I do want to befriend some crows tho. Gotta up my game!
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  • This post has also inspired us to start befriending some crows. It's not fair that most people lump them in with pigeons; they're not even remotely similar. If you feed crows, they will bring you presents. If you feed pigeons, they will just follow you around obnoxiously.

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    nursingintheshadows Feed them berries for rainbow 1. It's art.
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    Also, you can throw unwrapped bouillon cubes in your neighbors yard when it's sprinkling out side. The cubes will melt in the light rain into the grass making his dogs dig for the delicious smell.
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    TheAnti-Karen Crows are incredibly intelligent and they are absolutely not crapping on your car because you are feeding them that is the only reason they are avoiding your car at all costs.
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    That being said you can absolutely entice them to do things for you because they like to make you happy so you feed them And if he messes
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    with them they will tell other crows and he will never get peace ever again. Most all Corvies are the petty the bird world. of
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    SweetMaam Yes, crows remember individual humans. Nice humans and not nice humans get discussed among crows. Never be unkind to a crow, they tell their friends.
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    TheBlonde1_2 Crows are frighteningly intelligent. I reckon you and your crew could cook up some real mischief if you put your minds to it.
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  • Yes, think of all the things they could get up to together! Strategically-timed “droppings," poking holes in their grocery bags so they spill all over the driveway… the opportunities are endless.

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    b4dkarm4 I love crows. There were a bunch of crows outside my apartment patio years ago and I regularly bought raw peanuts to toss out on the ground for them. After a few years of this they got bolder and bolder and started sitting on the back patio fence barely 4 ft away from the back door yelling at me to feed them.
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    Unfortunately my father started getting sick and the hospital sent him home under hospice care. I had to move in with him full time to take care of him in his final months. When I went back to pack up all my
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    stuff the crows were flying past my windows and yelling at me while I was moving. Broke my heart. I gave them a ton of peanuts before I left for good. I wish I could have explained to my crow bros why I had to leave. :(
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    But, its all good now. I moved into my dads house after he passed away and I regularly throw out peanuts and fruit into an empty bird bath and fresh water into a secondary bird bath and now a new group of crow bros dominate my back yard.
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    I want to add, if you decide to befriend some crows, be a good friend and be consistent. I had a bird feeder out back for all the non crows, I had to go out of town for a few weeks and asked my roommate to give the crows peanuts every day
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    and remember to give them fresh water. She didn't. I got back and that bird feeder had been pulled off its mount and the plastic cylinder smashed into two halves. For a few weeks they would sit at the tops of the trees yelling at me when I was
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    throwing peanuts out for them and filling their birdbath. They effectively put me in the doghouse for a bit. We are cool again tho. Now they see me throwing peanuts out and they will fly down and hop around me in the grass while I throw peanuts out for them. :)
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